Wait. WAIT. Hold the fucking phone. What even is that??? HeMo?? Some secret hand gesture that only you and Naya have?? :)
"She’s her lobster!"
if you don’t get the reference then water you doing with your life???
“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”
The only woman on this movie whom I saw fit to raise a child, and she was the only one who couldn’t.
WOW THAT COMMENT WASN’T OKAY
#Santana Lopez#Honey darling princess lovey child#1. My but Santana you are looking well. It seems like your vacation—the company on your vacation—really agreed with you.#2. So episode 5x10 ”Trio” takes place sometime in early May 2013. It is in this episode that Wemma find out they’re expecting a baby.#Episode 5x13 ”New Directions” takes place sometime in late May or early June 2013.#It is in this episode that Brittana depart for their extended vacation.#Wemma have their baby in episode 5x17 ”Opening Night” which means that the episode probably takes place sometime#in February 2014. This means that Brittana have been on vacation for nearly eight months in show time. Damn.#3. Santana has been presumably been away from New York for eight months and no one asks her about her trip#or how she has been. Of course she doesn’t volunteer the information because honestly? The fact is she has always#been pretty private about her relationship with Brittany. The New Directions seldom show a real interest in it#so she seldom opens up to them about it.#4. Indeed Santana’s behavior throughout this whole episode suggests to me that she has a new m.o. with the New Directions#and Rachel in particular:#She wants to be around them but she seems to have given up expecting much from them. She behaves graciously#helping Rachel in her time of need and doing things that she doesn’t expect her friends are capable of doing without her—i.e.#reading Rachel’s review aloud to the group and being willing to verbally attack Sue on their behalves—but she#doesn’t look for validation or much positive reinforcement from her friends for her actions. She seems to know that#she has to be the one to give in these relationships (and particularly with Rachel) and that she can’t expect to get much in return for her#giving. And she’s okay with that. If you watch closely there is a new ease to Santana in this episode. She isn’t as desperate and needy#as she has been in New York episodes past. She seems comfortable with her position in the group and willing to#fit in how she can. She’s calmer more self-possessed. She knows she will never be Rachel Berry’s best friend#and for the first time since she moved to New York that thought doesn’t panic her. She has a confidence that#comes from inside herself. She has realized that ”walking away from a dream you don’t actually care about is winning”#6. I wonder who could have taught her that?
#Baby Girl your face… #Honey darling princess lovey child #She is the sweetest little mouse #Why is she the cutest person on the planet sometimes? #Like I cannot even properly express my adoration for this bashful dorky backwards little creature #Everyone thinks she’s this scary maneating monster bitch but really she is this sweet helpless hopeless little goober #who doesn’t know how to flirt with girls except through sheer dorkery #I mean just look at her!#Baby Girl has no game #She’s the most presh thing in the history of precious things though #Brittany Pierce please just marry this girl #It will be the ultimate Dorky Underdog Gets the Coolest Girl in School story really #I want to feed this child gumdrops and give her shiny nickels to spend as she pleases
Arizona Robbins running
and then falling